The Athenaeum Hotel & Residences

Hotel Description

You know what caught me off guard about The Athenaeum? Walking up from the Green Park tube station, you’re expecting another stuffy Piccadilly hotel, but this place actually has personality. I mean, the location is pretty much perfect – you’re literally across from Green Park (great for morning runs, by the way), and you can walk to Bond Street shopping in about three minutes. But here’s the thing that surprised me: it feels more like staying at a well-connected friend’s incredibly posh apartment than some corporate five-star property.

The lobby has this sort of understated elegance that doesn’t scream “look how expensive I am” – there’s actual art on the walls, not hotel-chain generic stuff, and the staff genuinely seem to know the neighborhood. They pointed me toward Shepherd Market for dinner, which honestly, most tourists never find on their own. The rooms are what you’d expect for the price point, but the residences option is actually brilliant if you’re staying more than a few days. Full kitchens, proper living spaces, and – this matters if you’re jet-lagged – blackout curtains that actually work. I stayed on the park side and was worried about traffic noise, but Piccadilly surprisingly quiets down after 11 PM, and the windows are solid.

Here’s what I’d tell anyone considering it: if you want to be in the thick of Mayfair without feeling like you’re in a tourist trap, this works. You’re a five-minute walk from Fortnum & Mason, the Royal Academy is right there, and – something I didn’t realize until I was there – you’re perfectly positioned between the West End theaters and all the Knightsbridge shopping. The concierge actually knows their stuff too; they got me same-day reservations at places I thought were booked solid. Is it cheap? Absolutely not. But for London, especially with that location, you’re getting solid value for a proper five-star experience. The only minor complaint I had was the gym is a bit cramped during peak hours, but honestly, with Green Park right across the street, who needs a treadmill?

Rooms

• Superior Room with 1 large double bed and 2 single beds for 2 adults, 1 child
• Deluxe Room with 1 extra-large double bed and 2 single beds for 2 adults, 1 child
• Room with Park View with 1 extra-large double bed and 2 single beds for 2 adults, 1 child
• One-Bedroom Apartment with 1 extra-large double bed and 1 sofa bed for 2 adults, 3 children
• Green Park Suite with 1 extra-large double bed for 2 adults, 1 child
• Superior Townhouse Room with 1 large double bed and 2 single beds for 2 adults, 1 child
• Deluxe Double with Bay Window with 1 extra-large double bed and 2 single beds for 2 adults

Facilities