BEST THAMES VIEW in TOWN! LARGE LUXXE NOMAD DESIGN FAMILY HOME

Hotel Description

Honestly, when I first saw the name of this place, I rolled my eyes a bit – you know how vacation rentals love their ALL CAPS promises. But stepping into this St. George Wharf apartment, I actually had to admit they weren’t overselling the Thames view. I mean, wow. The floor-to-ceiling windows face directly across the water, and you can watch the river traffic from boats heading to Westminster all the way down to the London Eye spinning lazily in the distance.

The space itself is one of those modern luxury developments that’s sprung up along the South Bank – you know the type, all clean lines and designer touches. What struck me though was how lived-in it felt, not like some sterile show flat. The kitchen actually has proper cooking equipment (not just a sad little kettle), and there’s this massive sectional sofa that honestly could sleep another two people if needed. The “LUXXE NOMAD DESIGN” thing is a bit pretentious, but they’ve nailed that Instagram-worthy aesthetic without sacrificing comfort. The bedrooms are genuinely spacious too – rare for London, let’s be honest.

Location-wise, you’re right on the Thames Path, which is perfect for morning runs or evening strolls. Vauxhall station is maybe a seven-minute walk, so you’re connected to Victoria or the Northern line without much fuss. There’s a Sainsbury’s practically downstairs, and if you’re into the food scene, you’ve got Borough Market just across the river – though honestly, the new restaurants popping up around Nine Elms are worth exploring too. The building itself is pretty quiet despite being right on the water; the double glazing does its job well. Only minor gripe is that parking isn’t included, and street parking around there can be a bit of a nightmare, especially on weekends when people are hitting up the South Bank. But if you’re relying on public transport anyway, it’s not really an issue.

What really sold me on this place was the little details – proper blackout curtains (a godsend for light sleepers), USB ports built into the walls, and a washing machine that actually works properly. The 9.6 rating makes complete sense when you factor in that view combined with the space you’re getting. It’s not cheap, but for a special trip or if you’re traveling with family, it delivers on the promise. Just don’t expect a traditional hotel experience – this is very much a high-end apartment rental, so you’re on your own for daily housekeeping and such. But that view of the Thames at sunset? Absolutely worth it.

Rooms

• Apartment with Terrace with 3 × 1 large double bed for 6 adults, 1 child
• Superior Apartment with 1 large double bed and 2 × 1 extra-large double bed for 6 adults
• Apartment with Balcony with 2 × 1 large double bed and 1 extra-large double bed for 6 adults, 1 child

Facilities