Hotel Cafe Royal

Hotel Description

Honestly, I wasn’t sure what to expect when I first walked into Hotel Cafe Royal – I mean, the name sounds like it could be either ridiculously posh or trying too hard, you know? But stepping through those doors on Air Street (which is basically this tiny connector between Regent Street and Piccadilly), I actually got it. The place has this old-school London grandeur that feels earned, not manufactured. The lobby’s got these soaring ceilings and marble columns that whisper “we’ve been important since 1865,” but there’s something warm about it too – maybe it’s the way the staff actually remembers your name after one night, or how the lighting feels golden rather than cold. The check-in was surprisingly smooth for such a grand place, and they genuinely seemed to care that I’d had a good flight rather than just going through the motions.

What really sold me on this place, though, was the location – and I don’t mean that in the generic “convenient location” way everyone says. Air Street puts you literally seconds from the chaos of Oxford Circus and Piccadilly Circus, but you’re tucked away enough that you’re not hearing double-decker buses at 6 AM. You can walk to Fortnum & Mason in two minutes (perfect for those fancy tea purchases you’ll inevitably make), Liberty’s is right around the corner, and honestly, you’re close enough to Soho that grabbing dinner somewhere interesting doesn’t require planning. The rooms themselves are beautifully done – mine had this mix of classic British elegance and modern touches that didn’t feel forced. The bed was one of those cloud-like situations where you sink in just enough, and the bathroom marble felt substantial under your feet. Well, I say marble because it looked expensive, though I’m no stone expert. What impressed me most was the attention to detail – proper blackout curtains (crucial when you’re jet-lagged), USB ports where you actually need them, and bathroom lighting that doesn’t make you look like you’re dying.

The service really sets this place apart from other luxury hotels in London. There’s this old-world attentiveness without the stuffiness – they’ll absolutely help you get tickets to that show you forgot to book, but they’ll also just chat about the best route to avoid tourist crowds on Oxford Street. The concierge team actually knows the neighborhood inside and out, which sounds obvious but you’d be surprised how many five-star hotels employ people who clearly live in Zone 4 and commute in. Room service was prompt and the food arrived at the right temperature, though I’ll be honest – at these prices, anything less would be unacceptable. The whole experience felt effortless in that expensive way where you know there’s a lot of work happening behind the scenes to make everything seem simple. If you’re looking for a London hotel where you can walk everywhere that matters and feel properly pampered without the pretension, this is your spot.

Rooms

• Junior Suite with 1 extra-large double bed and 1 sofa bed for 3 adults, 3 children
• Grand Junior Suite with 1 extra-large double bed and 1 sofa bed for 3 adults, 3 children
• Deluxe Suite with 1 extra-large double bed for 3 adults, 3 children
• Regent Suite with 1 extra-large double bed for 3 adults, 3 children
• Deluxe King Room with 1 extra-large double bed for 2 adults, 1 child
• Grand Deluxe King or Twin Room with 2 single beds and 1 extra-large double bed for 3 adults, 2 children
• Oscar Suite with 1 extra-large double bed for 3 adults, 3 children
• Westminster Suite with 1 extra-large double bed for 3 adults, 3 children
• Grand Regent Suite with 1 extra-large double bed and 2 sofa beds for 3 adults, 3 children
• The Loft Suite with 1 large double bed and 1 sofa bed for 4 adults, 4 children
• Grand Superior with 2 single beds and 1 extra-large double bed for 2 adults, 1 child
• Superior Double Room with 1 extra-large double bed for 2 adults, 1 child

Facilities