The Park Tower Knightsbridge, a Luxury Collection Hotel, London

You know what strikes you first about The Park Tower? It’s that massive, cylindrical building that honestly looks more like a fancy office tower than a hotel from the outside. But step inside and – wow – the whole thing opens up into this soaring atrium that goes all the way to the top. I mean, it’s genuinely impressive, though it can feel a bit echo-y during busy periods.

The location is absolutely killer if you’re serious about shopping or just want to feel like you’re in the heart of posh London. You’re literally across from Harvey Nichols (dangerous for your wallet), and Harrods is maybe a three-minute walk down Knightsbridge. What’s really handy is being right on the Tube – Knightsbridge station is practically underneath you, so getting anywhere in London is dead easy. Hyde Park is right there too, which is perfect for morning runs or just escaping the city madness for a bit. The rooms are… well, they’re comfortable enough, though honestly some feel a bit dated for a five-star place. The higher floors have those sweeping views over the park that make you feel properly important, but the lower rooms can be a bit disappointing. Service is generally solid – the concierge team actually knows their stuff about restaurant bookings and theater tickets, which isn’t always a given even at fancy hotels.

Here’s the thing though – and I’m being real with you – that 7.4 rating makes sense. It’s not perfect. The elevators are painfully slow (there’s always a wait), and some of the public spaces feel like they haven’t been updated since the ’90s. The restaurant is fine but nothing special, and room service can take forever during peak times. But if you want to be in the absolute center of everything that matters in London, with Hyde Park Corner and Piccadilly just minutes away, and you don’t mind paying for that prime real estate… well, there aren’t many places that put you more squarely in the action. Just maybe request a higher floor when you book, and don’t expect cutting-edge luxury – think reliable comfort with an unbeatable address instead.