I’ll be honest – when I first heard the name “The Slaycation Crib,” I wasn’t sure what to expect. But this place actually gets it right, you know? It’s tucked away in this brilliant spot where Westminster meets Soho proper, just off those narrow streets that tourists usually rush past on their way to Oxford Street. The thing is, once you’re inside, it feels like someone’s incredibly stylish friend let you crash at their London flat – if that friend happened to have impeccable taste and a serious budget.
The whole vibe is sort of boutique-meets-neighborhood-cool, which honestly works way better than it sounds. I mean, you’re literally a two-minute walk from Carnaby Street (the real locals’ entrance, not the touristy bit), and there’s this fantastic little Ethiopian place around the corner that most people miss entirely. The rooms have this lived-in luxury thing going on – proper blackout curtains that actually work (miracle in London), and the beds are ridiculously comfortable. What I really appreciated was the attention to details that matter when you’re actually staying somewhere: decent water pressure, outlets where you need them, and – this is key – proper soundproofing. Because let’s face it, Soho can get pretty lively, especially Thursday through Saturday nights.
The staff genuinely seem to know the area, which is rarer than you’d think. They’ll point you toward Borough Market on the right day or suggest which pub actually has good food versus just good atmosphere. Check-in was refreshingly straightforward – none of that overly precious boutique hotel drama where they act like they’re doing you a favor. The 8.2 rating makes sense once you’re there; it’s not trying to be the fanciest place in London, but it nails what it’s going for. Honestly, the location alone is worth it – you can walk to Covent Garden, hit the theatres, or just wander through those amazing little streets behind Liberty without fighting crowds or dealing with the tube. Plus, and this might sound silly, but the whole “Frankie Says” branding actually works here. It’s playful without being gimmicky, which is a fine line that a lot of places completely mess up.